Thursday, April 30, 2009

Birds are dinosaurs, for reals.

I get tired of arguing this point, in large part because I can't do it very well without notes and diagrams - I'm not really that smart or that cool. However, it comes up again and again; most recently, it came up when I tried to defend the sanctity of pigeons on the basis of their being dinosaurs (and this being, of course, a good reason for me to feed them my bread crumbs right from the table at a French bistro). My assertion of this point led to a good deal of head shaking and chuckling to the purpose of making me feel stupid. But no! I rested easy in my knowledge that I would soon be home and buried in my books and notes and papers and anatomical drawings, and thus appropriately armed, could write a largely-ignored blog post on the topic.

Any kid worth their salt in basic, vague dinosaur knowledge, knows about Archaeopteryx, the feathered, flighted dinosaur. It's long since been accepted that Archaeopteryx is a member of the clade Aviale due to its feathers: all birds have feathers; Archaeopteryx has feathers; Archaeopteryx is a bird. Since Archaeopteryx is clearly a member of Aviale, it's easy to do a cladistic analysis to see the relationship of living birds to dinosaurs, because we only need trace the higher taxanomic relationships of Archaeopteryx.

BTW: Cladistics refers to the use character hierarchies to establish groups with shared derived characters, illustrating the creation of new species from ancestral populations. These groups are called clades, which includes an ancestor and all of its descendants. A monophyletic clade is one that is evolved from a common ancestor - and living birds are in fact a monophyletic group. For some illustration of this crap, look at my handy little diagram (which, in addition to a couple of cladograms, also includes my annotated pigeon skeleton as a bonus).

So... Cladistically, if you follow the various diagnostic characteristics of Archaeopteryx, starting with the Archosauria (which includes crocodiles), all the way to the clade of Aviale (which includes modern birds), it shows that birds must, indeed, be members of the Dinosauria clade. Both birds and Archaeopteryx possess, 1) an antoribital opening on the skull, thus making them both members of the clade Archosauria, 2) a four-toed clawed foot, with symmetry around digit III, and digit I reduced, thus making them members of the clade Ornithodira (although digit I is rotated backwards in living birds, rather than lying alongside digit II), 3) three or more sacral vertebrate, a reorientation of the shoulder, reduction of the fourth finger in the hand, and a semi-perforate acetabulum, thus making making them members of the clade Dinosauria. Dinosauria = dinosaurs! Heyyyy-oooooh!

The conclusion: Archaeopteryx is placed within Aviale as well as Dinosauria, therefore birds must be a subset of Dinosauria. BAM.

Life isn't really like this...

...but it should be. Gene Kelly, get into my life.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Mr. Hammond... the phones are working.


Tonight at midnight, Clay Theater. If you aren't there, I'll presume you to have questionable taste in film.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Artistic collaborations

Sometimes I go to bars and coffee shops with my friends. Sometimes we draw while we're there. Sometimes the drawings are awesome and I put them online.

Bears Love Accessories
w/ Ryan de la Hoz


Seafaring Gentleman
w/ Ryan de la Hoz


Brainbot and Friends
w/ Cole Marshall


The Saga of Julia and Leonardo DiCaprio
w/ Cole Marshall

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Tomorrow night!

Ryan de la Hoz, my dearest friend, who is currently sitting next to me drinking coffee (which he rarely does), curated this glorious show, which is opening tomorrow night at Double Punch in North Beach. You should all be there. It will be fun.

Deth P. Sun makes excellent art.

I've been loosely following Deth P Sun's work for several years now, and every time I come back to it, I like it even better than before. Acrylic on wood, phenomenal use of color, a sword-wielding, questing cat from Oakland, wolves and ghosts and seals... DUH. There's some kind of epic narrative running through these pieces that I can't seem to get ahold of, but I love them just the same.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Prom? Prom.

It's been awhile since my last prom. 7 years, actually. But every spring, I desperately wish I had a similarly good excuse to make my parents buy me a really sassy dress, because alas, those excuses run few and far between these days. It all seems so terribly unfair, because given the chance, my dresses now would kick the shit out of my dresses then. What was I thinking back then? I mean, aside from the fact that the local Macy's didn't carry, say, Christopher Decarnin for Balmain. But still. These dresses from the Spring/Summer '09 shows would be at the top of my prom wish list (how very Cosmo Girl of me). Although, were I to show up at a dance wearing any of them, I would probably be incapable of dancing without exposing myself and my date probably wouldn't be able to touch me without disturbing some priceless crystal or fold of fabric... But who really cares when they're this amazing.

Balmain:


Marchesa:


Luella:


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Andrew James Larsen

was born on April 2nd, at 12:53 p.m. He is 7 pounds 8.9 ounces, and 19 inches tall. He is my nephew. If you think you've seen a cuter (or better dressed) baby before, please allow me to inform you how terribly mistaken you are. In addition, he is already showing a precocious skill for making squishy old man faces and inciting frenzied jealousy in dogs.








Damn it!

Only 5 hours of sleep, for the 3rd night in a row. Pretty sure this is bad for me. Damn you slumber parties/cute boys/karaoke/iChat!