by Joseph Manibusan
If I get a degree and a job teaching astronomy at a planetarium at a museum, I will meet babes who are like, "Oh wow he's so cute! He teaches little kids about space!"
And I will be like, "Let me tell you all about the theory of relativity and how it determines the movement of bodies in space."
"I'm interested in this!"
"You should be. It says that smaller masses fall into bigger masses, and I am much bigger than you."
"OMG I'M SO IN LOVE CAUSE YOU'RE SMART AND HANDSOME AND LIKE KIDS AND ARE WITTY. LET MY FATHER PAY FOR OUR WEDDING."
And I'll be like, "Cool, that's fine."
2 comments:
Hahaha, I forgot I said this shit. This is why I wish you had the internet again.
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